Pre-Opening Membership Bargains
Become a member today and get a bargain for life!
- We are pre-selling memberships with lifetime benefits. Quantities are limited, so tell your friends!
- We plan to open in September
- Things are moving real quick over here folks. Just today, we received a shipment for all our holds, padding and wood
- Our Instagram is live, so follow us @woodenmtngym
- Here are some methods for you to share the love to help spread the good news in our community:
- Knock on doors and tell your neighbors
- Share this post with friends via the interweb
- Backyard smoke signals
- Yell it in the streets at night
- Stand atop the tables of the fancy restaurants on 4th street and tell folks