sweet action deals
start your membership for less money than a day pass
HOW IT WORKS:
Swing by the gym, sign up and pay ONLY $10
We waive the $40 initiation fee
You are officially a member through November
Climb till your muscles melt
Tell your friends, because love has no limits
Promotion runs November 23rd-30th
THE SMALL WORDS:
EFT memberships usually have a $40 initiation fee. EFT stands for Electronic Funds Transfer and is the easiest and cheapest way to be a member at WM. Monthly dues of $53 are charged on the 1st of each month and you can cancel at any time.
Tips: BLACK FRIDAY ETIQUETTE
After a lovely Thanksgiving meal with friends and family, spend all night freezing at the front door of Wooden Mountain until a substantial mosh pit forms. When our doors open, cram the body mass through the cavity of our building as vigorously as you are able. Bring an Avalung so you can have access to already depleted levels of oxygen. Wrestling your way through the mass of writhing bodies, make you way to our front desk and be the first to slam your credit card into the machine. You win.