Pre-Opening Membership Bargains

Become a member today and get a bargain for life!

In summary:

  • We are pre-selling memberships with lifetime benefits. Quantities are limited, so tell your friends!
  • We plan to open in September
  • Things are moving real quick over here folks. Just today, we received a shipment for all our holds, padding and wood
  • Our Instagram is live, so follow us @woodenmtngym
  • Here are some methods for you to share the love to help spread the good news in our community:
    • Knock on doors and tell your neighbors
    • Share this post with friends via the interweb
    • Backyard smoke signals
    • Yell it in the streets at night
    • Stand atop the tables of the fancy restaurants on 4th street and tell folks