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If we plan to throw huge parties, send promotions, and invite folks to exclusive climbing sessions (prior to our grand opening), we better have a list of people to invite...

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After our grand opening, monthly emails will contain:

  • Upcoming Special events
  • Promotions
  • Gym enhancements and expansions
  • Local news pertaining to all things climbing
  • Little dollops of quirky humor

Unfortunately, we do not send emails regarding:

  • Donald Trump visitations
  • Regional nudist colony volleyball tournaments
  • Global innovations in body piercing
  "This bouldering cave is   lame. I'm gonna   migrate over to   W  ooden M  ountain for a little burn sesh..."

"This bouldering cave is lame. I'm gonna migrate over to Wooden Mountain for a little burn sesh..."